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nosdrinker:

*saves game six times just in case*

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blackgirlwhiteboylove:

consulting—drama—queen:

lifesonebigdrop:

coolfeminist:

This is really fucking powerful.

Would be better if it looked more like a policeman than a soldier tho.

That’s one of the points this cartoon is trying to make. Police in the US are equipped like soldiers.

Exactly.

highs0ciety:

arabbara:

R.I.P. The 2976 American people that lost their lives on 9/11 and R.I.P. the 48,644 Afghan and 1,690,903 Iraqi and 35000 Pakistani people that paid the ultimate price for a crime they did not commit

this is the only september 11th post I’m reblogging

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queerchesters:

arterialspurt:

queerchesters:

fun date idea: Go down on me while I shop online with ur credit card

I don’t think someone could focus on the internet while I was going down on them.

you over estimate your skill and underestimate the joy of shopping

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virguin:

how can i be ready for future when i’m not even ready to get up in the morning

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phleps:

theirye’re* 

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goldcraze:

Tumblr is the best because the cool kids that go to your school always have shitty blogs

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My academic career

2005:

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Present:

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hotwhiteguy:

my chopsticks know i’m white

pityfriend:

*jokes about making out with you until it actually happens*

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thechurchofbobsaget:

I think “dildo” is a perfectly acceptable insult. Like, I’d call you a dick but you’re not real enough.

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spaceslut:

the greatest horse in all of animation history

guy:

if u ever feel bad about urself just remember that mona lisa is one of the baddest bitches of all time and her eyebrow game weak lmao she ain’t even got any eyebrows

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