i was taking pictures of the new puppy
when i look out the window to see the older dog just
when u haven’t masturbated in ages and
damn imma stop masturbating for a while so i can grow cannons on my back and launch torrents of water at people
Why does toilet paper NEED a commercial? Who is not buying toilet paper?
I hate when black clothes are a slightly different black and don’t match
we joke but this is an actual thing