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perchu:

strikeupthebandom:

what the hell is going on

come find out

trappedinadiamond:

so I’m at a gas station getting RED BULL AND THE GUY INFRONT OF ME IS TRYING TO GET CONDOMS AND HIS CARD GOT FUCKING DECLINED AND THIS LITTLE OLD WOMAN BEHIND ME WHISPEREd “he just got cock blocked by visa” I FUCKING SHAT MYSELF

(Source: cosmic-cannabis, via haiirflip)

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demibloods:

why aren’t we talking about this more.

bontakunkeion:

acoustic cover of me crying

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

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ignitionremix:

it’s a beautiful day to give me money

(via sorry)

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t0tally-pers0nal:

Let’s “cuddle” and when I say cuddle I mean aggressively makeout and grab me everywhere

(via guy)

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the-snorlax-cave:

LUIGI OUT

dejacoendou:

hey-doesnt-he-rap:

chicken-nuggets-galore:

Do twins have the same sized dick?

now we’re asking the real questions

As a twin, I can say my dick is definitely bigger than my sister’s.

(Source: chicken-nuggets-galore, via distraction)

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djtrimal:

*watches Netflix

*looks at clock

image

*watches Netflix

(via tipslip)

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yoladni:

did Delilah ever say what it’s like in new york city???

(Source: benadryls, via perks-of-being-chinese)

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drunkdilf:

kinda wanna go on a date, kinda wanna get hit by a truck too 

(Source: cyberho, via popularboyfriend)

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