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lsdzeppelin:

i was taking pictures of the new puppy

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when i look out the window to see the older dog just

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oreosvevo:

when you get caught taking food without permission

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dekutrickortreet:

telapathetic:

when u haven’t masturbated in ages and

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damn imma stop masturbating for a while so i can grow cannons on my back and launch torrents of water at people

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valentinostclaire:

Why does toilet paper NEED a commercial? Who is not buying toilet paper?

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turntable-thoughts:

glittergooch:

I hate when black clothes are a slightly different black and don’t match

we joke but this is an actual thing

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cachaemicgement:

WAIT, I NEED TO FIX THIS.
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cute-overload:It’s his first time having to wear a cone
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cashmerethoughtsss:

levels

sadbitch2003:

Sext: 

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