hey babe *wraps you up in a blanket* i know today might have been hard for you *ruffles your hair* but you made it through the day *boops your nose* you’re doing such a good job *kisses your forehead* and i am so proud of you
i have a 6 year old cousin that would deadass slap u if u came to her with this sort of mess but there are people with double digit ages fucking with this
we found a camera from around 5 years back and this was the only thing on it
I hate when you’re like “fuck it’s so hot” and someone’s like “well why don’t you take your jacket off?” Like bitch no…this is my outfit
*sexually strokes wall until finding light switch*
What a turn on.
is your heart supposed to pound for ten minutes straight after you answer one question in class
What did the cat say to the dog?
cats don’t talk