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doodlesbytara:

hey babe *wraps you up in a blanket* i know today might have been hard for you *ruffles your hair* but you made it through the day *boops your nose* you’re doing such a good job *kisses your forehead* and i am so proud of you

i have a 6 year old cousin that would deadass slap u if u came to her with this sort of mess but there are people with double digit ages fucking with this

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dr-haunted-howse:

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we found a camera from around 5 years back and this was the only thing on it

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sparkhy:

you might as well wear a condom on your head if you’re gonna act like a dick 

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mercedesbenzodiazepine:

I hate when you’re like “fuck it’s so hot” and someone’s like “well why don’t you take your jacket off?” Like bitch no…this is my outfit

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fruitpacks:

*snorts pollen* i love nature

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snorlaxatives:

*sexually strokes wall until finding light switch*

What a turn on.

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shingekinokyojinheaven:

on the internet:

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in real life:

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vouguez:

THANKS TO THE PERSON WHO MADE THIS

hula-chili-soup:

is your heart supposed to pound for ten minutes straight after you answer one question in class

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phatticuss:

cumcream:

cumcream:

What did the cat say to the dog?

cats don’t talk

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opposite-directions:

life is so hard when you have twenty tv shows to watch

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