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alvaroruso13:

when youre in 1st place in Mario Kart and someone throws a blue shell

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dillondean:

thug life? more like hug life. come here

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laugh-addict:

my mom once told me that writing your feelings down or drawing them out is very therapeutic and relaxing 

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jakemalik:

if i’m not eating i’m most likely not happy

(Source: hi, via guy)

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childservices:

"Ima need ur license and registration……and ur kik"

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officialunitedstates:

me:  goes to lowes

lowes man:  how can I help you son

me:  first of all I am not your son.  second of all im only here because I love the thick stench of wood fibers and industrial chemicals

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amelia-laelia:

Does anyone remember the commercials where the kids asked for ravioli and their parents said no so the kid put it back but then the can threw itself off the shelf and rolled its way to the kids house and the mom was so accepting of it when she found it not thinking if her kid took it anyways after her saying no and they ate it for dinner.

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elevensleeps:

elevensleeps:

my mom says hey

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evabadon:

"when women wear makeup they’re basically lying to us" well i don’t see why i’m being blamed for a man stupid enough to really think i have red and gold eyelids

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phoebewilliamstv:

chartini:

avenging-sherl0ck:

productofcanada:

joceln:

canada looks really broken

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u ok canada

We are slowly trying to distance ourselves from the US…piece by piece.

be free

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Canada: “sorry eh” 

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